Fun Recipes You Probably Shouldn't Try (Mostly Cakes)

Sweetbix Cake

Boyfriend asked me to draw him a picture of sweetbix. This is what I drew.

You will need:

• Sponge Cake. At least three years old is best for this recipe
• Weetbix (should be at least half as old as the sponge.)
• Soy sauce
• Olive oil

Take the sponge and scrape all the mould off it. (This can be saved for a tasty treat for later.) Then sprinkle on the weetbix. Pour on three cups of soy sauce and and half a cup of olive oil. Fry in a frypan for two hours, eat with a bucket handy.


Yum Yum Cement Cake

Mix cement up and put in a cake tin lined with baking paper. Put in the oven for however long you like, I honestly don't care, and neither, it seems, do you. Season to taste, then make sure you sing Bob the Builder as you enjoy this... uh... delicacy.



Leaky Biro Soup
(this recipe is in dedication to my lovely co-writers at the Leaky Biro)

You will need:

• 1 packet of jelly crystals, the flavour is relatively unimportant, its just sugar, gelatine and colouring.
• One malfunctioning ballpoint pen
• One pair of rainbow striped gumboots, finely sliced
• Three carrots (the evil variety, preferably dead and hacked up into small cubes

Place all ingredients into a large pot. Mix for a week or so. Argue over the finer points of grammar. Soup is ready after everyone is feeling mildly insulted. Season to taste, and enjoy.