2010

As today is the last day of 2010, its time to write an absurdly nostalgic overview of the past year...


• Homeless Friends = Best Friends

Me and Homeless Lee at the Bear Hands Wall- "We built this wall with our bare hands- our bear hands!"

In January, I befriended two freedom campers (I use the term "freedom campers" extremely loosely here, as they were basically backpackers who ran out of money after they spent it all on booze) from England (well, where else could it be but England!) named Matt and Lee. By the end of February, when they left, I was broke. Coincidence? I think not.

• All Scottish Men Are Named Euan

 Because I met three Euans-from-Scotland in the space of around two days, bringing me to the conclusion that in Scotland, it must be illegal to name your son anything but Euan. They did have lovely accents though.

• Making Love(ly Music)



Life is always cheerful when you're Rainbow Boots...

 Yes, I invented Rainbow Boots last year, but this year she got her very own cartoon, Making Love(ly Music), of which the first few cartoons are up here. I must put some more up in the new year.

• Sick Cookies Make Cool Brothers



My brother is awesome, basically.


My little brother David just started talking to me this year, which automatically makes him cool, if you haven't yet figured that out. He even got his own character in Making Love(ly Music) called The Sick Cookie. Because he is disgusting.

• I Managed To Remain Single For Nearly All of 2010

This is less of an achievement and more of a fact. I remained single nearly all year, until on Christmas Eve I got a boyfriend for an early Christmas present, basically. He is lovely. That is all I need to say.

• I Started A Blog

Mostly after being inspired by Allie Brosh of Hyperbole and a Half, who I am pretty much madly in love with. Her blog is a lot better than mine though.

• I (Legally, At Least) Became An Adult

I turned 18 this year, which is quite exciting, although it (as yet) hasn't impacted my life all that much because I don't really like going out all that often, and I haven't voted yet, and all that seems to have happened is that everything costs more now and I have to pay bank fees which is a bitch. Still. I feel old. I've almost learnt how to drink responsibly now too.

In other news...

• Nobody really likes BP anymore after a massive oil spill that made greenies of us all. Conveniently, we were learning about environmentalism in French class, and so learnt all sorts of exciting rude things to call BP.

• We discovered that a majority of New Zealanders are actually racists, sexists, and just generally not very tolerant people after Paul Henry got in trouble for making racist comments about the Governor General and his apparent lack of New Zealand-ness, as well as making fun of Sheila Dikshit's name (oh, GROW UP. Yes, I know it sounds like dick shit. Lets now move on please) and had already got a bit of a telling off for commenting on the facial hair of a woman he interviewed. Many New Zealanders rushed to Henry's defence, claiming that he was "just saying what we're all thinking" which just goes to show how terrible we are as a nation. Good job New Zealand!

• Haiti's really not the place to be at the moment.

• The All Whites didn't fail spectacularly at the World Cup, and we had something to be proud of, telling everyone that our football team was "unbeaten." We didn't lose a single game. Or win one either. We just drew. Pretty good effort though, for a country that is apparently obsessed with rugby. Is in unpatriotic if I say I really could not care less about the All Blacks?

• There was an earthquake in Christchurch on the same day as my 18th birthday, which was terrible, because it means my mother didn't realise I was an adult until about midday. No one was directly killed by the earthquake, and the Cantabrians coped with the situation remarkably well. I doubt the same could be said if it had occurred in Auckland.

• For those who have been living under a rock in the past few months, (pun not intended) some Chilean miners were rescued after being trapped underground. We hoped for a similar happy ending for the 29 men trapped in the Pike River Mine, but unfortunately it was not to be.

• Some royals (ok, William and Kate) got engaged, and the world went crazy discussing Kate's "breeding" like she was a pedigree bulldog.

New Years Resolutions

1. Don't fail at school. Yeah, you're only going back part time to get some extra credits. Don't you dare use that as an excuse to procrastinate though, you lazy... you lazy thing that is lazy.

2. Get a real boyfriend. One that doesn't actually have an interest in someone else, or only talking to you because you have a vagina. Oh, and he can't hate me either. That bit is very important.

One I've actually achieved. Yay.

3. Lose weight. Just kidding. There's nothing wrong with your thighs, Bell-ez. But that tummy, well. You've looked seven months pregnant for a whole year now? Oh dear...

4. Learn to bake, damnit.

5. Post in Probably Not Sane more frequently.

6. Stop wasting all your money on cheese. Again, just kidding. It's not a waste if you're spending it all on cheese. As far as waste goes, with cheese, it's my waist that it goes straight to. (See item three.)

7. Start a band. For real this year.

8. Get along with my cousin better. Look, I tried really hard this year...

9. More cartoons posted to Making Lovely Music. Yes, I know they're tedious to do on MS Paint but really, I have them all written, so at least that bit is out of the way.

10. Stay drug free. Not too hard when you're terrified of the bedroom window, and you know it will be a million and one times scarier on drugs.

Assorted facts and observations

These are all completely true.



Traumatising.




"Mr Snorkel" is not pronounced "colon j"



It's the thought that counts, I guess.



... and this is why I'm fat.



Except one is about getting trashed, and the other is about how sexy the girls are. Otherwise the same song.



You will starve to death.




Not from experience. Really. I swear. Yeah, maybe.



I'm serious. Google that shit. It will blow your mind.