Saturday, December 18, 2010

Assorted facts and observations

These are all completely true.


Traumatising.


"Mr Snorkel" is not pronounced "colon j"

It's the thought that counts, I guess.


... and this is why I'm fat.

Except one is about getting trashed, and the other is about how sexy the girls are. Otherwise the same song.


You will starve to death.


Not from experience. Really. I swear. Yeah, maybe.

I'm serious. Google that shit. It will blow your mind.